girlinsky:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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SLAAAAAAAAAAY

kingilinsky:

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

OR A SISTER IF HE’S A GREAT BROTHER

so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

zayummcameron:

stripitcameron:

gilinsky-wilk:

hilariously stupid but so true 😂😂

basically 😏😛😂

I love their friendship so much omfg😂😂

ahjareyn:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

Try to educate rather than oppress.

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.